All this running around, well it’s getting me down
Just give me a pain that I’m used to
I don’t need to believe all the dreams you conceive
You just need to achieve something that rings true — Depeche Mode
Rachel
Death had come again. It seems the last few years He’d become a regular guest at our household, whether he was welcome or not. I remember Mia had told me she had actually seen the bastard when He came for our parents. I always wondered if it was the vampirism, or if it was because she didn’t have much time left herself.
This time Death had come for Jarvis, and the entire household was devastated. Even Bowen, who doesn’t even seem to know who anyone is these days, was emotionally torn apart by the news. For me, as much I loved Jarvis, his death was just a painful reminder of losing Mia, which was still a fresh wound.
I could hardly believe Mia had been gone for so long. Her little boy Joshua was growing up so fast. I’m glad Mia left us something to remember her by, but part of me was scared of getting attached to the child. What if something happened to him too?
Death haunted my every thought. Even when I slept, I tossed and turned throughout the night, dreaming of the Reaper coming for each of my loved ones, until I was all alone. Sometimes in my dreams I was able to convince Him to take me instead. I’d wake up at that point, but strangely, those were the times I wasn’t glad that the dreams weren’t real. Did I want to die?
“Did you sleep well, hon?” Wiggles asked me. I felt bad for worrying her so much. She was upset about all the deaths too, but I don’t think it had really sunk in for her. She’s so naive and childlike sometimes. I guess part of her will always be that child’s doll I fell in love with. I hope she never changes.
To keep my mind off of the mortality of my loved ones, I began developing my electrical skills. It seems like our kitchen always had at least one broken appliance, so I might as well make myself useful.
After fixing the trash compactor, I moved on to the dishwasher. As I was fiddling around with the wires, I felt a jolt go up my arm. I hadn’t even bothered to cut off the power to the thing first. Was I trying to get myself killed? Maybe I was…
I just couldn’t concentrate on anything any more. I was cooking macaroni and cheese one day when I got distracted.
For no reason at all, the sink practically exploded. I screamed at it in frustration. “You fucking piece of shit! You think I’m going to fix you? Forget it. You can stay broken for all I care.” I think I’m losing my mind. I broke down in tears and collapsed on the floor. Then I remembered the mac and cheese. It had been cooking forever, I was lucky the house didn’t burn down. I guess our stove was fireproof or something.
“Sorry I pretty much destroyed dinner, Wigs.”
“Oh, it’s OK, Rach. I’ll just pretend it’s Smoked Mac and Cheese. Just add some hot sauce and you can call it chipotle! It’s like a whole new dish we’ve never had before!”
I love her.
It was a few days later when I found myself in a puddle of water repairing the dishwasher. Once again, it wasn’t unplugged. I was definitely suicidal. Luckily, nothing happened.
I grabbed a hammer from my toolbox and just started beating on the range. “You wanna die Rach? What’s wrong with you?” I scolded myself. “Get it out of your system already!”
I knew I just wanted to die before Wiggles or the kids did just so I wouldn’t have to go through this pain ever again. But how selfish is that? I carried Joshua to his crib to put him to bed. His mother was gone. Nathan tried his best for the kid, but Joshua needed me too. And Sheldon, what kind of mother would I be if I left him on purpose?
Maybe instead of just letting Death rule my life, I could do something about it. “Oh, Jarvis, I made my best friend real, maybe I can make you real again too.”
I don’t remember where I got it from, but I had some ectoplasm in my lab. Maybe, just maybe, if I experimented enough with the stuff that ghosts are made of, I could find a way to bring one back to the land of the living.
Well, fucking shit. This wasn’t what I had in mind at all.
And to make matters worse, I forgot that Jarvis’s funeral was in just a few hours. Shit.
“Thank you for coming, Thalia, it’s been too long since I’ve seen you.”
“I missed you too, Rachel, but… don’t you think your costume is a bit… inappropriate?”
“It’s a long story.”
Luckily, the potion wore off before the funeral ended, and I was able to send my stepfather off in style.
I was starting to feel a bit better, and with the funeral out of the way, I found it easier to get back to focusing on my career. I was behind in my medical journal, so I used the rest of my bereavement leave as a chance to catch up.
I took a break from my reading to go get a drink. To my surprise, Nathan had set up his drum kit in the kitchen.
“What on Earth are you doing?”
“The tiles give me the most awesome acoustics, man.”
“Um, OK then.”
When I returned to work, Dr. Toast wanted to see me. “I need you to do some investigating for me.”
“Do you want me to break into a patient’s house?”
“God, no. You have to stop watching those stupid television shows. No, we’ve had some delay in supplies, go to city hall and find out why.”
I headed down to city hall and found out that Luz Song-Jamison had the information I needed, so I hunted her down.
“Thanks for the information, Luz. And I just want to add I really like your hat.”
“Oh, thank you. But don’t worry, it’s not made out of real panda.”
I had a few moments to spare before I went back to work, so we began playing tag in the street. I bet it’s not every day you see a lady in a panda hat playing tag with a doctor. But life’s too short to worry about what people think of you.
As I headed back to the hospital, I was excited to see an ice cream truck in the parking lot. “I’ll have a bunnysicle please!”
So delicious. And it comes with a free tongue depressor!
Remember how years ago I signed up for the chess club, and I couldn’t get that lady to come to my house to play me? Well, I finally decided I would go to her house and find her, and convince her to play me. There was no one home when I got there, so I spent the afternoon playing with their telescope while I waited.
Finally, Emily Chesterfield’s daughter arrived. “My mom will be home in a few hours. You can wait inside if you want.”
I came in the house and saw their TV was on the fritz. “It’s been like that for days, I keep meaning to call the repairman.” Scott apologized.
“Don’t worry about it, I got this.” I pulled out my screwdriver and went to work.
Finally, Emily got home. “Your grandson is so adorable!” I exclaimed.
“Thanks, I was just about to put him to bed.”
“Yeah, it is getting pretty late, I should probably go…”
“Oh, don’t worry about it, dear, you waited all day for me the least I could do is get to know you a bit before you go.”
Oddly enough, Emily didn’t even own a chess board… so we wound up finding some other way to occupy the rest of the evening.
“Oh, wow, Rachel, I haven’t had so much fun in years! Please call again soon!”
I was so glad that I was finally making some friends that I decided to invite them all over for a birthday party for Joshua and Nathan. Turtle seemed to be more excited than any of us, but I think he was just hoping someone would slip him some cake.
“OK, Holly, it’s time to blow out your candles!” Bowen said as he carried Joshua over to the cake.
“I’m JOSHUA!” Joshua giggled at the old man.
“Oh, right, right. Where’s Holly?”
“She grew up and moved out, Dad,” I reminded him.
“Oh, Dr. Toast, so glad you could come.”
“Any time, Rachel. Joshua looks like a sweet kid, but he’s so pale! Is he OK?”
“He’s fine, it’s not like he has lupus or anything.”
“It’s never lupus!” Dr. Toast reminded me and chuckled.
“So, Dr. Toast, I’ve been working really hard lately, and I saw you had an opening on your infectious disease research team…”
“This was a really nice party, Rachel. I will see you at work! Bye!”
“Bye,” I sighed. I guess she didn’t even hear me ask for the promotion. Sometimes I feel like such a total loser.
“Thanks for the cake, Rachel! You’re the best!” I turned back to Nathan. I almost forgot it was a double party.
“Anything for my brother!” Although I had lost Mia, I had gained a brother and a nephew. Sometimes life has a way of making things suck less, I guess. I was glad that the party was such a success, I guess I can get the promotion another day. It was a bit selfish of me to be thinking of my job on Nathan and Joshua’s day in the first place.
I was cleaning up the dishes, when my phone rang. “We need you to come in Rachel, sorry. We had a few doctors call in sick, and we can’t find Dr. Toast.”
“I’ll be right in,”I promised, and headed out the door. Apparently Dr. Toast had got distracted on her way home and was playing her keyboard in my driveway. She had been rather senile lately, and I think the hospital would rather she retired. I doubt Dr. Toast will go quietly.
“Thanks for your help, Rachel. For your efforts, the hospital has decided to give you that job on the infectious disease team.” I couldn’t believe it! I got the promotion after all! My happiness was short lived though, because a few days after I got the promotion, I came into work and saw several of the doctors and nurses crying. It seems Dr. Toast had died peacefully in her sleep that night. I just can’t escape Death. But I wasn’t going to let Him send me back into my funk. Instead, I decided to just remember all the things I learned from Dr. Toast, and how much she helped me in my career.
I had been so busy at work I had entirely forgotten Emily Chesterfield and the chess club! I gave her a call hoping that this time she would finally agree to come over. “I’ll be right over! I could really use a good game.”
Sure enough, Emily came right over. She even brought her husband and grandson. “Now Scott, I’ll just be playing chess with Rachel. I’m sure Bowen will be able to help you with the kid.”
“You brought a kid? I love kids! Come see our dollhouse!” Bowen happily exclaimed and led the boys inside.
“You have a lovely home, Rachel. Has it been in the family long?”
“Oh, there’s a funny story about the house…” I explained the whole story about Jack and Caroline’s fight over the house as we played our game. Emily won the first one, but I beat her the second game, allowing me to finally move up the chess club ladder.
After Emily left, I called the next person on the list, Rosemary Chesterfield. “Sure. I’ll be right over,” she told me. Just as I hung the phone up, it rang. “I’m sorry, Rachel, something came up and I can’t come over after all.” I sighed, here we go again.
I went downstairs, trying to ignore the wave of depression coming over me. Why do I have a hard time making friends? Was Rosemary lying because she didn’t want to spend time with me? I turned on the stereo and began my work out, trying to keep my brain from obsessing over such negative thoughts.
Not long after that I got a call from Emily’s daughter. “My mother passed on, I thought you should know.” I can’t believe this, I had just made friends with her. When will Death leave me alone?
If that wasn’t reminder enough of mortality, my baby had his 16th birthday. Time was flying by way too fast, if only I could slow it down.
I do admit though that Sheldon turned out well. He’s going to be beating the ladies off with a stick!
“Sheldon, now that you’re almost a man, I guess it’s time that you learn how to drive.”
“That’s awesome Mom! I’ve been waiting for this for ages!”
“No, sweetie, you only use your right foot to brake and gas. The left foot is for the clutch only. Now be sure to adjust your mirrors before you pull out…”
Oh, crud, I had totally forgoten it was Wiggles’ birthday. I’d probably forget my own birthday, I’m so absent minded.
As I was cursing myself for forgetting my wife’s birthday, Sheldon pulled the car over and got out. “I have a surprise for you,”he said.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!”
Like I said, I’d probably forget my own birthday.